Freitag, November 18, 2005

ARGH.







Irritated and angry! There's no other way to say it - i absolutely detest snobbish guys who just won't quit. A friend of a friend got my number from God knows where and attempted to ask me out on a date a few days ago. I told him that i'll call him back (yes he called during office hours). I didn't return his call till late at night, only to ask him who's the betrayer who gave him my number. And being the childish freak that he is, he blatantly refused to tell me and kept making some stupid egoistic joke about how i'm the only girl who takes damn long to return his call. Like oh thats so funny HAHAHAHA. I wouldn't even call you back if i hadn't been so pissed abt ppl giving away my numbers without my permission, you assface.






In a firm tone i told him that no, i would not date him. He was silent for a moment, and asked if i've seen him before. I vaguely recalled meeting him on one occasion eons ago, so i said yes, i've seen him before, so? And his reply was "oh so, u've seen me before, but you don't want to date me? Most girls would kill to go out with me you know. Come on, i'll pick you up, i drive a sports car. I'll even send you home too. my home that is. heh heh."







You stupid neh neh pok chao turban. So what if you're rich ? I don't give a rat's ass about your money. I may not be rich, but i get by. You may be seemingly attractive to alot of girls, but you forget, Mr pea-brain, that i am not most girls. So pls take all yr cash, buy a kerzillion cucumbers, and stuff it up yr ass one by one, won't ya? The excruciating pain you feel would be equivalent to how i feel from spending just 5 mins talking to you, you little piece of mucus flavoured chewing gum stuck on my shoe. So if you think the crazy idea of scoring with me with yr pug-like looks and money has even a remote chance of materialising, pls put yr time to better use. Hang yourself by your nasal hair. Or go practise the art of not breathing. Whichever rocks your boat.






And that is all i want to say to you. if you don't understand what i'm saying, i'll happily do a recording of the above and u can play it in your ipod or iwhatever and cry yourself to sleep with me screaming in your ear. You won't even have to pay me.






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