Mittwoch, September 07, 2005

Captain Planet







It irks me when people question the meaning of everything. Why do we have to do this? Why is it that things turn out this way? I used to find it bearable, hell I was once like that, but this guy at work brought new meaning to the term "questioning."






Let's just call him Captain Planet.






Reasons why:






1.He's annoyingly chirpy. I'm grumpy on Mondays and i like it. Leave me alone.
2. He's always talking about saving the earth, and gives me dirty looks when I print a hell lot of stuff.
3. His hair is really really spiky. Not cute spiky, but sharp and stiff spiky. Sometimes when I'm hungry I imagine using his hair spikes to make marshmallow kebabs.
4. He heads a team of 5. (earth, fire, wind, water, heart!)
5. Again, annoyingly chirpy when it comes to teamwork. He's constantly telling his teammates "YOU GUYS ARE POWER! WHOO!" (And when your powers combine...I am...Capterrrrrrrn Planet!)






Anyway, he, is ALL about the questions. Yesterday he asked me why I looked so pale.






CP: Hey why do you look so pale?





Me: I'm tired.


CP: Why are you tired?


Me: Not enough sleep




CP: why not enough sleep leh?



Me: Was doing work



CP: What work?


Me: Work lah



CP: What work lah?



Me: Tell you you also dunno




CP: Just try lah, maybe I know leh



Me: No I don't want to tell you.



CP: Don't be lidat lah, come on, tell me.





CP: Okay nvm tell me why you were doing work then?



Me: WHAT DO U MEAN WHY???



CP: why lah, why must u do work and not sleep?



Me: Cos there's so much work that I have to finish



CP: Really?



Me: No. I like having dark rings. I hear it's the latest fashion fad.



CP: Haha, I like you. I think we get along well.



Me: .................................. -_-"








Someone please pass me a roll of masking tape rifle.




Some things I do wonder about:






Do guys shave their pubic hair?




Why do women spend so much money on maincures/pedicures or whatever? (Tried it once but i still don't know why they like it so much)




Is there a perfect match for everyone? Do things fall naturally into place when it's the right person, or much effort is needed to make things happen? Should relationships be work? Is he the right one when it's work?







Something to say? =)




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