Mittwoch, Mai 11, 2005
Romance YourselfI look around and realize that most of my friends are now happily attached.
Von's dahling took her on an all-expenses-paid vacation to Phuket recently. I don't have that, nor do i have the time for that.
And so, i found ways to romance myself.
Aiya, wipe that skeptical look off your face.
Can one. Here's how. :)
1. Take a bus ride.
It's romantic when you don't know where you're gonna end up.
So be spontaneous.
Board any bus, take the window seat, sit back and enjoy the scenery.
Alight when you get bored/hungry.
Tip: Avoid peak hours, or you'll be squeezing with stuffy ppl in stuffy ties in a stuffy bus.
Steer clear of Bus no. 66 on Sundays. (Bollywood)
2. Touch yourself
No i do not mean masturbate.
Close your eyes.
Caress your thigh in gentle strokes, run your fingers over your hair....
Kiss the back of your hand softly.
Avoid genital areas.
Warning: Only do this alone in your room, where no one's watching. TOTAL PRIVACY. Otherwise it'll probably end up on video and circulated. After which you will never find anyone to romance you and u'll have to touch yourself for the rest of your life.
So yea, be careful. ;)
3. Get a bolster
If you already have one, then name it. Mine is Johnny.
Hug, kiss and talk to him/her.
Share your joys, sorrows, worst fears, etc etc.
Try not to hump it.
If you do must show me.
Damn funny. haha.
There's more, but i'm exhausted. Laters.
And oh yes, a journalist from shin min daily news contacted me a few days ago. She wants to interview me, and i've asked Celly to join me for the interview. It doesn't matter that she's gorgeous and i will
Something to say? =)
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