Freitag, April 15, 2005

An ah pek tried to pick me up at Cold Storage 2 days ago.






"Miss ah.... you look familiar. Like my ex-gf. heeheheheheeeeeeeeee." *toothy grin*







There you have it. The worst pick-up line in the history of mankind universe.






I like older men. Always have. But i also like boyish haircuts, or at least, hair. In which case he had neither.







But it was not the way he looked that bothered me.

Ok fine maybe it was the (lack of) hair.

Maybe it was the way his eyes travelled downwards as he visually undressed me.

But most of all it was the line.






"Miss ah.... you look familiar. Like my ex-gf. heeheheheheeeeeeeeee."






ARGHHHH.






No i don't you moron. (and don't you mean ex-wife).







I don't.







I don't.







I don't look like your ex gf, i don't look like your best friend's wife, and i don't look like the type for you.






I asked him if he knew Sang Nila Utama well, but he didn't get it. Dumb ass.






So I turned and walked away.







Maybe i should just stick to NTUC. there like safer leh.









The days of innocence, with no horny ah peks




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