Mittwoch, März 23, 2005



I've got a sneaking suspicion that men are sharing some kind of guidebook. Been hearing the same things over and over again, it's almost like being in a nightmare that repeats itself periodically.











I think you're "special"









Guy: "I think you're special."







Me (raises an eyebrow) : "Really? special? in what way?






Guy: "Errrrr. Don't know how to put it. Just special lor"







Me: "Hmmmm........ but there must be something that makes me special right?"







Guy: "heheh, i'm not very good with words, i just feel that you are lor."







Me: -----_____------"







Me: "Okay byebye."








Note: That is a very clever trick. Telling a woman you're not good with words gives her the impression that you're the honest blur-king type who doesn't flirt.








2. "I just have this feeling about you."










Guy: "I just have this feeling about you."







Me (skeptical look) : "Really? What kind of feeling?







Guy: "Erm, just a kind of feeling lor. how to say ah.....*pretends to think*







Me: "Tired? Irritated? Constipated?"







Guy: "nonono, ..... aiya its just a feeling lor. Feelings cannot be explained one leh"







Me : "If i'm looking for an explanation i would ask why. i only asked you what kind of feeling wad."







Guy (tries to look cute but fails): "But I really have no idea what's the feeling leh.... "







Me: "So you have no idea what you're feeling?"







Guy (uncertainly): "Erm..... yeahhhhhh......"







Me: "Since you don't know what you're feeling, then how can you be so sure that you're feeling what you're feeling?"







Guy (confused) : "Errr ok.... maybe.........but wait, its a................... special kind of feeling. (triumphantly) AHA! that's why i can't name it. It's special mah"







Me (thinks: huhh....special again): ----____----"







Me: "Okay Byebye."








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