Donnerstag, Januar 20, 2005
A friend of mine ( who shall remain anonymous for obvious reasons ) is having an extramarital affair. Or as the Ah bengs like to call it , Zao Sai. Well i don't know if there're ah bengs reading my blog, but i hope not.I imagine that they'll be spit-talking on their mobile ( with flashing multi-coloured LED lights and all), smoking, and fussing with their one hell of a golden mane concurrently. all the while reading my blog. Nuff said.
Ah bengs, if you're reading this, please don't spit on my blog k. It is pink and very nice. >_<
Speaking of spitting.........
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
ok fine. let's not digress in the middle of a digression. Back to the affair.
Lately I find myself so disillusioned by the idea of marriage and fidelity.
Lets put aside the statitisical fact that 50% of marriages fall apart.
Lets put aside the increasing amount of disputes in domestic court.
And finally. I know it's hard to do it.
But Lets just put aside the overwhelming-but-still-growing amount of china chickens in singapore.
Yes you guessed it. I'm just dying to blog about them, but on second thoughts they're not relevant to men having affairs. It's not their fault. They can't help being slutty, and who can resist money?
Okay fine it's partly their fault. For a moment I felt obligated to put up a meek defense because i'm half-shanghainese. (shhhhhhhhhhh.)
I realize that this is a hugely controversial topic. So at any point of time when you feel like disagreeing with me, just stand up straight, bend your back as though u're taking a deep bow/ being gayed, close your eyes and run really fast towards the wall. That ought to keep you from sending me hate mail/marriage proposals. At least for the moment. =P
Anyways, the thing about marriage. It's a high-risk gamble that most of us choose to take despite not-so-subtle warnings and creepy chain letters from The Great Wen. The question is :
Is it worth it?
And why do people feel the need to get married? I can only think of a few reasons off the top of my head.
1. So that i can call you laogong and you can call me laopo.
I say: If i ever do become a member of the parliament, i'll set up an anti-marriage campaign and pass a law whereby all married couples pronounce each other bitch and bastard. No more laogong and laopo. *smirk*. That ought to do it.
My point is, you guys can call each other whatever you want. Regardless the status. Nobody cares anyway.
2. So that the kids won't have empty spaces in the parent section in their Birth Cert.
I say: Christians believe that God is the creator of everything. So just write "GOD IS THE CREATOR OF ALL STUFF. ENOUGH SAID." in the parent section. Viola, problem solved! If you're a taoist i'll recommend "TUA PEK GONG IS MY FATHER. YEAH BABY."
3. So that i can get half yr assets when we get a divorce!!! muaahahah! oh that applies to females only. Sorry ;)
I say : Of course it makes good sense to prepare for the worst. But it is just sad how people can think of divorce even before they get married. And since marriage is only a contract in the eyes of the law, where is the sanity in that?
Hmmm the whole point is that.... well I guess i have no point. Maslow's hierarchy of needs states that people need to feel loved. And that which i think can be better achieved by having faith. Faith that is unbreakable, faith that cannot be swayed by even a thousand china chickens, and faith that is everlasting. And whoever thought that marriage equates or shows faith is even more disillusioned than i am. =)
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